Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

And, two alone.

And that’s it.

It’s no more complicated than that.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

There is only one thing that you can do.

They want to finish the job.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?